lördag, oktober 12, 2013

A step by step guide to how to avoid schoolwork

1. Start you computer. We all know that is were all your important documents needed for school are kept.
2. You should probably check all your social media sites, just in case something important have happend.
3. Might want to check the news as well, you never know what might be going on out in the real world.
4. Make a cup of tea.
5. Oh, your feet are getting cold? Better go look for some nice wool socks.
6. Quick update on your social media sites, something of importance might have been said.
7. You might need some snacks if you're going to be studying for an entire day, better go make something nice, like home made pizza.
8. While you're in the kitchen, reorganise your collection of teacups.
9. Make another cup of tea.
10. Realise your teacups were better off before and put them all back in their original position.
11. Clean your kitchen fan because that thing is just disgusting.
12. Realise you really need to focus, get back to your computer.
13. Check your social media sites again, there might be an old friend who you desperately need to reconnect with.
14. Stalk old classmates for approximately five hours.
15. Realise it's way too late to get anything done and succumb to Netflix.

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